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The official Guide to feeling like a girl

monkee — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:44:49 +0000

Step 3: Get fake nails!

Don’t go to a drugstore, visit a nailstudio!
To buy a do it yourself package of nails with some glue isn’t the right way to go.
You’ll have fun that lasts for 2 hours if you’re lucky and changes are that you’ll
have to visit the hospital to let your glued fingers be liberated by a surgeon.

There are a few things you’ll need to know when you want fake nails:
- They will stick for months
- You’ll have to clean the back of the nails often, dust will be your worse enemy
- You can not make meatballs from scratch, it will stick between your nails
- If you want to get rid of the nails you’ll have to use acetone, that’s bad for your nails
- You can not open a can of soda, your nail will break
- Your nails have to be filed so your fake nails will stick better, your real nails become frail

But despite of all the “negative” things, there’s one uber thing when you have fake nails:

You’ll feel like a girl!

The official Guide to feeling like a girl

monkee — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:42:22 +0000

Step 2: Buy a dress
You can go to a store where all the women buy their dresses, but please don’t.
Go visit a second hand store and buy a dress! The quality is perfect, the style
is the best there is and you’ll be a one of a kind woman! Don’t be afraid to step
out of your comfort zone, a little black dress is beautiful, but a blue or a red
dress is even better. If you’re blessed with curves, second hand stores sell
normal sizes in clothes!

The official Guide to feeling like a girl

monkee — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:44:05 +0000

Monkee, a real Tomgirl.. My favorite clothes; Baggy jeans, sneakers, Star Wars
T-shirt, hoody. You get the vibe. Now that I’m getting older I feel the need
getting in touch with my feminine side. Don’t ask me why, but for all of you
having the same “issue” I’m making the official guide how to feel like a girl.
All the steps I’ve done myself so trust me…

Step 1: Get High Heels
I’ve got a shitload of shoes, but almost all of my shoes are categorized in the
sneaker section (it’s a joke I don’t categorize my shoes) but if you want to feel like
a girl you have to buy High heels. I know, at first you can’t walk on them properly,
so train at home. Don’t wear your heels an entire day and don’t wear them if you know
that you have to walk a lot! You’re feet are going to be tortured, but don’t get discouraged,
you will master the art of walking on high heels.

Awesome tip:
if you’re going to a party and you want to wear your high heels, buy yourself some cheap flats
and put them in your bag. They don’t take up much room and you can hug yourself
for being a smart girl when you can relax your feet in your flats.