Posted on September 7th, 2008 at 1:29 am by monkee
Scorpion and I watched War inc..
What can I tell, it’s about war and as insane war is, so is the movie..
It wasn’t that funny as it says on the poster below, sometimes it was amusing,
but most of the time because it was too weird,
like a tank with pokerpalace signs on it
(sponsored tanks)..
But the whole picture was kinda crap.
Dialogues that doesn’t make sence, not killing people you should kill etc etc..
Hillary Duff, omfg, you really can’t sing!! Hail to the “mixmaster” lol.
I liked you better before this “I am an adult” make over!
(I’m also talking about your Rihanna look a like videoclip on MTV)
Kinda dumb characters in the movie and over all it was toooo much!

My rating for War inc:

’cause a few parts of the movie were kinda funny
Posted on August 24th, 2008 at 7:30 pm by monkee
On a rainy sunday, what to do than see movies to enjoy yourself.
Enchanted was the first movie I wanted to see for a while and it was amusing.
Gisele a lonely woman that lives in a forest with all kinds of forestfriends
and prince charming is in the neighbourhood. They fall in love and want to
get married after one day. But the evil stepmother wants to stay the queen
and throws Gisele into ‘ the world that never has a happy ending.’
The Disney vibe in this movie is humangous!! But not annoying at all .
A nice love story, not only for kids, but deffinatly for adults
that struggle with their relationship.
A big Moral indeed..

My rating for Enchanted:

After Enchanted we watched The Chronicles of Narnia (first movie)
I didn’t like it that much to be honest…
The children were annoying and I thought of them as classical brats.
The story, a wardrobe with a magical world. It’s winter cause the evil witch
is as cold as ice…the children are the only one who can save the world…
A lion is the leader of the good guys….bla bla yadde yadde bla bla.
Too many scenes were shot in completely dark surroundings and
the snow doesn’t melt on the back of the children..
The actionscene wasn’t that spectacular and the story missed
that spark magical spark like in Harry Potter for example.

My rating for Chronicles of Narnia:

Posted on April 19th, 2008 at 9:44 pm by monkee
Saw this movie a couple of months ago and ’cause I play the soundtrack a lot I wanted to say the movie again.
The Last Kiss is about the story of a couple of people with relationship problems…Every relationship is falling apart accept for the one between Michael and Jenna…so they thought…
More of a Drama than a Comedy, what is said on IMDb..
In my opinion the ending could be “a year later” thing, too much happened in the movie to end it with an open ending.

My rating for The last Kiss:

Posted on March 30th, 2008 at 6:16 pm by monkee
OMG I was so siked!! I watched Star Wars 3 yesterday.
I ate Indonesian food and it went cold, cause the first 30 minutes I just stared at the TV with open mouth..
It was like…oh crap..yes…food…I have to eat….damn cold
Star Wars 3 was the last one I had to see and I think 3 is the best!
The action is to melt for, Lord Grievous is master!! and Anakin becoming Vader…Orgasm material Muahahaha..
Only the squeeking and air tied sound was a bit misplaced..like a vacuumcleaner where a Gerbil is getting sucked into.
But I loved the movie and think that very wery soon a Star Wars Marathon is in place!!
ONLY A SITH THINKS IN BLACK AND WHITE!!

My rating for Star Wars 3:

Posted on March 20th, 2008 at 6:17 pm by monkee
I don’t have to say more.
A long time ago, friends of mine from Gamevillage made a psp vs ds “movie” and I had 5 seconds of fame…
I was forced to play along…*sigh*
It was hilarious…It’s only in Dutch, but if you’re interested what I was saying…
Hey Gorgerous, you’ve got a nice DS!! ![]()
Posted on March 14th, 2008 at 10:21 pm by monkee
Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron… There is more love and passion between the chocolate and the nuts in a Snickersbar.
I saw a preview of this movie and with lack of love and good health (I’ve got the flu), I thought it was a good thing for me to lay down on the couch with my blanky and watch this, what had to be a romantic movie…Sorry guys sometimes I’m still a girl that enjoyes a good cry when watching a good romantic movie…
Anywho, I could cry, but not cause the movie was so romantic, more cause I felt dreadfull wasting my time on a movie with an actor who hasn’t got any emotions in his body and an actrice who seems to have read all the lines from a bulletin board next to the camera. 2 fishes in a aquarium have more mcloving going on!!
Even Lauren Graham in the first 10 minutes of the movie had to be on drugs or so, cause normally I think she a good actress (ok in a Gilmore girls point of view) but the dialogues between her and Keanu were just….I’ve got better dialogues with the busdriver in the morning and we just say “hello and can I have a token please, thank u”.

*sigh* perfect waste of a boring evening.
My rating for this movie:

Posted on February 11th, 2008 at 1:13 am by monkee
For the first time in my life I went to the movies by myself.
I went to “Juno” a movie about a 16 year old girl, Juno (Ellen Page) who get’s knocked up by her Nerdy boyfriend Paulie Bleeker (Michael Cera). It’s a Comedy~drama movie, but the drama is just a drop.

Pregnancy is a big thing, when you’re 16 it’s even bigger, but in the whole movie there’s a very nice vibe about being pregnant. It’s hard to say, but the feel good vibe is kicking arse! The father and stepmother being very calm with the pregnancy, Juno and her best friend Leah with a very cool friendship (calling each other dude and being totally honest…totally) and the relationship between Juno and Paulie is not in the picture, only at the end..that was a very nice touch. I had to laugh many times, the sarcasm in the movie is WOOT!! I left the Cinema with a smile.
The first “all by myself movie” was a good one, my rating for “Juno”

Posted on February 11th, 2008 at 1:00 am by monkee
somehow I was attracted to the movie, but i never bought it.
“Goodbye Lenin” was on my “I have to see that movie” list, so yesterday I did.
I know a couple of people that are very positive about the movie, I disagree…

I’m not killing the whole movie, but come on, 121 minutes of misleading a mother in the time of old Germany..
At first it was funny, Alex does everything to protect his mom from the separation of East and West.
The Coca Cola sign on the building across the street, Lenin passing by and the Home made news was brilliant.
Those pieces of the movie were amusing, but I was bored after 30 minutes. I felt a bit ashamed a couple of times, just because Alex was making a fool out of his mother..
The movie was in one sentence “Toooo frikkin’ long!”
My rating for Goodbye Lenin:

Posted on January 23rd, 2008 at 6:02 pm by monkee
I know, this isn’t something new, but for me it is.
Ugly Betty was on tv on mondays, my yoga evening, so I missed it every monday.
Dutch tv sucks, soo I got the first season of Ugly Betty, and I love it!!
It’s soooo funny and you can be annoyed, cause Betty is not only “ugly” but naive aswell.
You’ll sympathise a lot with the character, or at least I’m very good at it ![]()
4 episodes further, can’t wait to see the whole season and more!

My Rating for Ugly Betty:

Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 8:13 pm by monkee
Yesterday I watched Office Space….I wasn’t feeling that good, soo Scorpion told me to see it.
So nice to see a movie about people that hate their job!! LOL, personally I don’t but the depressed feeling the characters have are recognisable. The story is cool, the part that Peter is hypnotised and…
ok lol I’m not saying anything…
The red stapler is master, Milton Rocks!!! blablablablablablablaBurntheplacedownblablablablabla LOL
Comedy, sarcastic and a bit dramatic movie…The best part; I want to trash my printer!!! Muahahahahaha

My rating for Office Space:

