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NErd ALert! Star Wars addict
Posted on December 30th, 2007 at 12:39 am by monkee

I can’t get enough of Star Wars movies!!

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NErd ALert! Why isn’t he my husband!!
Posted on December 30th, 2007 at 12:33 am by monkee

Muahahahahaha This is Uber!!

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NErd ALert! Awesome jedi fightscene
Posted on December 30th, 2007 at 12:29 am by monkee

Ok it’s not the real deal, but it’s cool!

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NERd ALert! Ponder this!! HA
Posted on December 29th, 2007 at 11:02 pm by monkee
  • How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
  • Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
  • In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
  • Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
  • How’s come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
  • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
  • If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
  • Do suicide hotlines have hold?
  • Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?
  • If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
  • Why do they call the small candy bars the “fun sizes”? Wouldn’t be more fun to eat a big one?
  • Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
  • Can mute people burp?
  • Isn’t it scary that the word “therapist” is the same as the words “the” and “rapist” put together?
  • If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God…is it possible that there’s another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?
  • When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
  • If the weather man says “it’s a 50% chance of rain” does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
  • Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
  • Can a person choke and die on a life savor?
  • Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
  • Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?

Rating for the Pondering:

NErd ALert! Weird fobias by Monkee, Sambalbij and Kick3r
Posted on December 29th, 2007 at 10:32 pm by monkee

hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia: fobia for the numbers 666
Angoraphobia: Fear of furry Rabbits
Noobaphobia: Fear of Noobies
Papaphobia: Fear of the Pope
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedpedaliophobia: Fear of long words
Hordophobia: Fear of Hordes
Alianciophobia: Fear of the Aliance
Gnomophobia: Fear of Gnomes
Supercalifragilisticexpialidociophobia: Fear of Mary Poppins
I’llbebackophobia: Fear of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Satanophobia: Fear of Satan
Sarmassophobia: Fear of Loveplay
Rhabdophobia: Fear of being severely punished or severely criticized
Rectophobia: Fear of Rectum or rectal diseases
Phronemophobia: Fear of thinking
Metallophobia: Fear of Metal
R&Bophobia: Fear of R&B
Lachanophobia: Fear of vegetables
Logizomechanophobia: Fear of computers
Pacmannophobia: Fear of Pacman
Phagophobia: Fear of being eaten
Hominophobia: Fear of men
Bogyphobia: Fear of the boogeyman
Bromidrosiphobia: Fear of body smells
Phobophobia: Fear of phobias

Pedofilatelist: Kiddiestamp collector
Pedopyrofilatelist: Somebody who burns kiddiestamps

Death Cab for Cutie
Posted on December 29th, 2007 at 9:52 pm by monkee

Now that I’m sharing my taste of music, this one can’t be left behind.
Death Cab for Cutie info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Cab_for_Cutie

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I think I don’t have to explain why I like it so much…..

The Pierces
Posted on December 29th, 2007 at 9:40 pm by monkee

A friend of mine from America came with a new sound,
The sound of the Pierces! I want to share it with u, you like it
or you don’t!!

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Warning: Don’t listen to this while emo…muahahahaha
Rating for the Pierces:

LOL of the day! Thanks 2: SambalBij
Posted on December 29th, 2007 at 8:27 pm by monkee

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Hot Fuzz
Posted on December 26th, 2007 at 2:25 am by monkee

After the “Children of Men” Drama I was in need of a Kick ass movie, soo I watched “Hot Fuzz” again with my friends.
It’s a comedy movie with lots of action and Imba special Effects!
The storyline isn’t obvious and the relationship between Simon Pegg and Nick Frost..Hilarious!!
I don’t have to say more…just see the movie!
One pointer: See “Shaun of the dead” first…Cornetto!!
My Rating for Hot fuzz:

LOL of the day! Thanks 2: Krijgiets
Posted on December 26th, 2007 at 2:03 am by monkee

For all u Wow-addicts You must see this!!

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Check www.warcraftmovies.com for more!!

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